I'm above the influence. Why? Because pizza is my anti-drug. Other kids may choose to ruin their lives with meth or weed, but not me. In fact, I'm not even tempted because I'm always keeping myself busy. Eating pizza. I guess you could say I'm "addicted" to pizza. Haha. ... But seriously, I am literally addicted to pizza.
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