And then The Dude raised a hand to his followers and said, "Trust in me. I am The Dude. That’s what you call me. That, or His Dudeness, or Duder, or El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.” And then The Dude blessed a carton of milk. And then he paid for the milk with a checkbook, while wearing his robe and sandals.
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